Zu talk

Zuri has been busting out some crazy talk lately, and with my new best friend, Siri, its been easier to document these rants in my notes....

Here's a few!

+Me: [really stern] Zuri, pick up all the markers.
Zuri: mom you literally, strategically are being SO mean.
    I asked her where she heard 'stratigically' from and she said Jessie on TV. Hmmm.....

+We're all in the bath tub...Zuri has two mermaid dolls and is pretending that one mermaid is talking to the other, and she says: "And then, I was like, this is SO eggsoxting.  We are never getting back together, like everrrrr."

+At Sonic (for the 2nd time ever in her whole life, I'm 100% sure she doesn't even know the name of where we are)-
Zuri: Mom, are they on skates!?!?!
me: Yes. They skate here.
Zuri: AHHHHH! I knew it! I knew I always wanted to work here!

+Dropping the girls off at the gym play place...Remi is bawling-
Zuri: [to all workers and other children playing] My sister is feisty, but don't worry...She's never angry, just really, really fussstrated.

+I'm getting the girls ready for bed and all of a sudden..
Zuri: I don't want to be a mom anymore.
Me: Oh....ok. Why not?
Zuri: I'm so nervous!
Me: Well, you don't have to be a mom when you grow up, you can be anything you want.
Zuri: nu uh. EVERYONE is a mom. Thems allll have children all the time. Ill grow up and want to, so then I HAVE to be a mom.
Me: No, you'll get to choose-just worry about it when your all grown up, k? But I think you'll be a good mom if you want to be one.
Zuri: Um, yaaaa. No, duh.

+I got the kids shakes at Purple Turtle and am driving home when...
Zuri: BAH!!!! bain feeeeze! bain FEEEEZE! (brain freeze)
Me: Push your two front teeth! Hurry!!!!
Zuri: Ohhhhhh  man! This is a tragedy!

+Remi was being a little crazy one day,  and I noticed Zuri was abnormally concerned with her acting out, then I heard whispers...I spy around the corner to see Zu talking to our Elf on the Shelf. I caught the tale end...
Zuri: Wemi is reallly nice, too. You have to tell him (Santa) she's just a little baby still and doesn't know when to touch you, or not. And I don't like it when you go in my gold fish box....I get SO hungry in the night and I'm not aloud to touch you. So, please do other funny things, but NOT in my gold fishes.

+In the car driving...Kesha comes on.
Zuri: ahhhhhh! Its our favorite song!!!! Turn it up!
Me: YES! I love this song!
Zuri: Me too! I love Nicki Minaj!!!!!!!

ha HA! This little girl cracks me up. I need to video everything she does 24/7.