Today I found my phone in the freezer.
Then I went to the store to buy only Benadryl. I walked out of the store with everything under the roof besides Benadryl.
Two weeks ago I was hurrying home to make it to the gym in time. I ran upstairs to our house to change clothes, sat down for a minute then changed my mind.
The bed was much better than the gym.
I didn't have another thought about it.
The next morning Mr. Christensen is leaving for work when I hear hear him come back in asking if I parked the car in the middle of the road?
It all came flooding back in that instant. The night before I stopped in the middle of the road, diagonally...didn't even turn the car off and went upstairs.
There it sat for 12+ hours. Dead. People maneuvering around it allll night and morning long.
Kill me.
Two policemen later and finagling myself out of a stupidity ticket, the car got jumped and I parked it correctly.
Someone please remind me to buy some ginkobiloba. Because I obviously won't remember to on my own.
...But at least this guy still likes me.
Oh my gosh wes, I seriously just about passed out from laughing so hard!! That is absoltely HALRIOUS but sucks that all that gas is gone!!! HAHA you are so freakin halarious!!!!!!!! You have ever excuse for it, you have had 2 kids!!!
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