Because I woke up with a black eye.
But I, unlike Michelle, at least now how mine came about.
I was watching a Netflix doc late at night like always (called, The Horse Boy... totally loved it. Its about an autistic boy and his journey in Mongolia to try to be healed. Try it out.) but anyways, I was laying down flat with the laptop propped up on my bent legs. Mr. Baloo Baby Puppykins Furball Cub-Face was munching on my hair way up on my pillow and he was starting to bug, bad. So, I swatted him away and while doing so, I tipped my legs forward which made the laptop lose its balance and come crashing down right on my cheekbone/eye socket.
I literally cried. It hurt sooooo bad. I tried to wake Bronson up but he was as good as dead. So I cursed at the damn dog and just held my eye.
I hoped I would have a black eye in the morning just for proof (and to justify my crying fit), so I was pleasantly surprised to wake up to a decent shiner. I feel pretty tough walking around the streets of LA with black eye....lemme tell ya.
please post a pic! i cant wait! i hate it when youre already pissed off and then something like that pushes you right over the edge.
ReplyDeletep.s. i would have cried too.
hahahaha I LOVE THIS. except you are not as gnarly as michelle.
ReplyDeleteplease post a pic!
i pictured this whole scene... as horrible as it is, i can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteand i must say, you have killer balance! so sorry about your black eye. i'm sure you look bad-a. i once had a black eye. i was dropped kicked in my cheek bone/eye socket. yeah, that girl and i are no longer friends.
you see, if she was a tiny fluffy fur ball, i'm sure i would have been able to forgive her the next day..... haha..
anyway, i hope it heals soon!