Dear Iced not-fat Mocha,

I genuinely hate you.

But I'm so addicted.....I can't function without you.

I know this is an un-healthy relationship and we need to breakup,

But I just cant stand the thought.

Every time I try, I get headaches and grumpy and then the second I give in to your cold, chocolaty, caffeine goodness... its instant relief.

I think this is bad. Real bad.

Crap.

Sincerely,

Your prisoner