i meet bronson to go all the way up to Murray to pick up an absolute STEAL of a mattress i found on KSL...seriously. Like $145 for a "brand new, still wrapped in plastic" posturepedic king.
he takes work off early so we can switch cars, we then soon find out we leave bronsons wallet back at the house. and of course i dont have mine..cause why would i?
So, we borrow my father in laws credit car.
We then get a call from our wonderful mortgage guy saying he got all of our documents in place to re-finance our house and everything is ready to go..EXCEPT...he cant go any farther in the process because of an unpaid speeding ticket we got over 9 months ago....WHAT!? totally bummed out.
during the rest of the 50 minute ride up to Murray zuri is screaming because we dont have enough gum/treats to satisfy her needs. then, we get not one, but TWO cancellation text from the techs at bronsons work...
this all adds up to not-too-happy-husband.
We finally arrive at the sketchy mattress wearehouse.
walk in.
see the mattress...
...and throw up in our mouths.
it looks like a CSI murder mattress.
then bronson proceeded to say some things like..."we drove all the way up here for this piece of $%&#?", and..."zuri, get off that! You'll catch a disease!" and finally after the salesman offers the next upgrade(like $400 more) brons blows up and storms out of the scary warehouse. leaving me and zuzu lady to deal with the sales guy. ummmm...embarrassing, right?
After some ranting and raving in the parking lot we all get back into the truck where we realize brons got a 3rd and final cancellation for the day.
with all that's happened in the last 4 hours i am taking a NyQuil and praying the Jazz win so i can have a happy husband again.
ewww, day, go away already. But, i guess it could get a lot worse right? I'm glad non of these are actually me.





Oh Weslie that really IS a shitty day! This is the first time I have checked out your blog and it will become a frequent thing I do believe! Shitty days happen. Nothin you can really do about it but laugh and hope the next day is better!
ReplyDeleteomg those photos are too funny!
ReplyDeletenever never never find a mattress on the internet. hahaha
I LOVE YOU, WES!!!
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