things to do when when you wake up on the wrong side of the bed

Ok some days I wake up with pure rage running through my veins for no apparent reason at all. No ones perfect, right? I happen to think I inherited this rare trait from my lovely Nanny Cherie, my dads mom. Not that shes mean or always mad, shes actually quite the opposite....always making little crochet things, cooking good food, sewing baby blankets, you get the the drift.... doing nice grandma stuff all the time. Then the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde transformation happens and shes as mad as a raging volcano, but before you know it, its over with and she back to being a nice little old lady. Man oh man I looove her. Well anyways, my dad has this which means I now have it, which means my beautiful baby girl has it too (Bronson's a brave soul for taking this family on....you're stuck with us for life, Boo). Well, whenever I'm feeling a like Im going to rip someones head off I go through a little list in my head of ways to laugh it off and get over it. This is FOOLPROOF and I suggest you try any one of these things the next time you wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I guarantee this will turn your whole day around almost instantly.

*make up a song about whatever I'm doing while I'm doing it. I sing it loud. Real loud

*get kisses from my little zuzu monster

*start chasing my younger, much bigger, brother for no apparent reason.

*watch Americas funniest home videos.

*make my daughter and little sister compete in underware races

*yell would you rather questions to my mom from across the house

*play hide and seek with baby lovechug

*day dream about the future boob job I'll get when I'm rich

*wrestle with my husband

*put the i-pod on shuffle and organize my whole house top to bottom

*wax ANYTHING!

*go to my in laws, eat yummy food and let them take care of me. (I have the best in-laws in the world!)

*watch re-runs of keeping up with the kardashians

*blast beyonce's all the single ladies and/or shakira's she wolf in my kitchen and have a family dance party

*play rockband...lots and lots of rockband

*ask my brother in law to show me how he dances at "high school clubs in Salt Lake"

*door bell ditch a neighbor, toilet paper someones house, or play cardboard kitty

*run on the treadmill to the old shiny toy guns. not their new stuff. trust me.

*teach zuri anything new

*steal new real good music from pirate bay....my boyfriend